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People don’t listen, they only wait for their turn to speak.
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"The motion in the ocean, exploding with lotion" Opsimath
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I've hacked into the Matrix and gave myself God Mode ('iddqd' is the ultimate code!)
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Prints.#dAPensioners--
"Wir haben keine andre Zeit als diese." - Kaléko
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[ Satans cousin ]
~Maxi-World
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Crying out to the thousands, calling for the song:
And in a voice that spurts like blood, you sing.
٠It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees٠ - Ibarruri
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